foxplant:

do u ever flirt w/ someone and ur just like “haha oh my god id fuckin WRECK u”

(via the-punslinger)

modestdemidov:

*sprawls out seductively on your bed* *reaches into my pants* *pulls out my cellphone* what’s ur wifi password

(via the-punslinger)

fantastic-tardis:

hobbitholesandtardis:

This Misleading Moriarty memes are definitely my Valentine cards this year.

I’m not even sorry.

I can’t breathe.

(via the-punslinger)

jpgay:

oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed 

(via follower)

esexist:

my sexual orientation is straight

up gangster

(via irritate)

morristibbs:

IF SOMEONE IS SCARED OF SPIDERS OR BUGS DONT FUCKING PICK ONE UP AND WALK TOWARDS THEM WITH IT YOU ARENT FUCKING FUNNY YOU’RE A GODDAMN ASSHOLE

(Source: pixeflutters, via the-punslinger)